Its 2:18 am
and I’m up having a piss
The light
in the flat opposite
is on
and the Doris
who lives there
has got
her head
in the fridge
Her head
is always
in that fucking
fridge
As I drift back to sleep
I think of her
doing the weekly shop
“beep, unexpected item
in bagging area”
…that’ll be the salad