Nosey Neighbour

Its 2:18 am
and I’m up having a piss

The light
in the flat opposite
is on
and the Doris
who lives there
has got
her head
in the fridge

Her head
is always
in that fucking

As I drift back to sleep
I think of her
doing the weekly shop
“beep, unexpected item
in bagging area”
…that’ll be the salad