Dulcet Tunes from Down Under

Like most people
I came to Australia 
their music 
was a load of old pony. 

It stood to reason
who’s gonna stay indoors 
with a guitar 
and a drum kit 
when the sun’s out 
and the birds are, 

Well, it turns out 
some people do 
the 25 year old birds
in school uniforms
are thinner 
on the ground 
than Home & Away
would have you

The musical talent
doesn’t get 
as sidetracked
as I thought.